You know, things like "You look lovely today," "You've done a great job," or "You look like a dude who can lift two oxen."

Nowadays, it appears that everyone complicates everything.

People don't consider before they speak, thus their praises are overly elaborate for their own benefit.

Interestingly, women on Reddit have begun to discuss all of the dumb things males have recently said to them.

These individuals felt they were providing compliments, but they were unaware that what they were saying was hurtful rather than flattering.

1.

I don't appreciate males appreciating me by putting other ladies down.

I work in a male-dominated sector, and many guys appear to believe it's a compliment to remark "Most women couldn't do this" or "Wow, you drink beer, I'm glad you're not a fruity drink girl!"
Women may enjoy whatever they want without altering their personality, and the greatest way to compliment someone is to compliment them rather than criticize others.

2.

Probably the most horrible would be something like "I can't wait until you're legal".

3.

I was eight months pregnant when I went to a flea market in Florida.

I passed by a guy with my ex, and he glanced at us and exclaimed, "Both white, done right," "keeping the white breed alive," and "beautiful."

My ex instantly said, "Oh, I'm not the father; he's black." The confident expression on the dude's face.

4.

Basically, anything that ends with "for a woman".

5.

I wasn't aware he was behind me until I heard him near to my ear.

"You smell so good I could kidnap you."

The tone chilled my blood. He was a truck driver and as ancient as dirt.
I'm hoping he drove off a cliff into a freezing lake.

6.

When I was 14, I was sitting at a bus stop when a man came down next to me and said, "You know, I'm 68 now, but I'm still into young pretty girls like you".

I took off instantly after making the hair on the back of my neck rise up.

Since then, I've never thought of an old man as merely a cute grandfather.

7.

I will absolutely never forget it:

"You're not the typical attractive female. But you're still lovely. Which is much better."
I sprained myself while sprinting.

8.

"You look less fat today".

9.

At a work party, I overheard a colleague say "I bet you were a stunner when you were younger" to our COO.

I knew he meant it as a compliment, but it hurt….

10.

He hoped he could combine my head with my closest friend's body.

I'm more conventionally gorgeous, but she's little, whilst I'm larger, like my powerful fishing ancestors lol.
The dude truly believed he was complimenting us both. 🤣.

11.

A man approached my wife and stated, "You're too pretty to be in a wheelchair".

12.

A cab driver once told me that I looked "kidnapable".

13.

"How come you do not have a boyfriend? You're really beautiful!"

Five minutes later: "You are very pretty."

My 50-year-old psychologist told me this when I was 21.

14.

I'm not a lady, but I just heard a guy (customer) remark to a woman (clerk) "You're so pretty, if I knew where you lived, I'd totally watch you with my drone".

15.

A client noticed me sweeping the floor. He looked at me with ravenous wolf eyes, almost drooling, and said, "You're going to make a great wife someday."

P.R.I.C.K.

16.

"You have a face that would do well in trafficking."…said this random guy walking passed my car when I was parked in a parking lot waiting for my kid. I rolled up my windows.

17.

"You have horse legs"

(Guy tried to complement my leg muscles, but instead had me see myself as an actual centaur).

18.

'You're attractive! For an Indian, 💀.

19.

"I've always wanted to have sex with a black woman".

20.

"I feel like we are already in a relationship but if you promise to lose weight we can make it official".

21.

"Just so you know, I really like brown women, and I can handle the heat" - some random guy

What are you even talking about? ☠️ Go home.

22.

"Bill Clinton would have loved for you to be his intern" - this was told to me in the late 1990s, and I'm still outraged by it now.

23.

"It's pretty impressive how hard you're working to become a philosopher when you're pretty enough to just go find some rich guy and live off him for the rest of your life.".

24.

For a female, you appear to comprehend science.

25.

"You're too pretty to be in pain" … Thanks, mate. I'll file a complaint for the improper punishment.

26.

I believe the worst part was the question: 'How much are you?'

This was shortly followed by a contemptuous chuckle, which his friends joined in.

27.

I was discussing diets with a coworker, who quipped, "Don't lose any weight, girls your size are the most fun to eat out" 🤢.

28.

"Your eyes are pretty and big for an Asian" .

29.

After being jobless for a month and losing weight due to stress, an ex told me that "not having a job looks great on you."

30.

"If you had a d**k, you'd be perfect" -- Sir what?

31.

I'm not a woman, and this did not happen to me, but I observed it. For a few songs, a guy and a female are ripping it up on the dance floor.

After they were finished, he added, "You don't sweat much for a fat burd." That phrase has stuck with me for the better part of fifteen years.

I'm still taken aback when I think about it.

32.

"You'd be so pretty with makeup on."

33.

In my defense, I was attempting to flirt with her, okay haha.

I once told my crush while we were flirting that "I feel like I lose a braincell talking to you," but what I meant was that I can be myself around her and I'm usually pretty smart, but when I talk to her, I don't think things through and just go for it, but my brain was like f**k it, we ball with that sentence lol."

34.

I purchased a new sports vehicle last year, and when a man spotted it, he asked if my husband would allow me to drive his automobile.

My spouse drives a truck.

35.

"You're too beautiful to do that" (cutting) (Emt) "I don't think you're depressed; I think you're just a cute fun girl" (the man who wanted to date me).

36.

"you're beautiful on the inside".

37.

"I had a great time with you tonight even tho I didn't get to have sex.".

38.

I received an award at work. At the time, I was the department supervisor, with five individuals reporting to me.

One of the VPs told me that it was great to see the 'small folks' being honored.

39.

That 90% of males "would" sleep with me.

40.

I notice you're drinking 1%. Is this because you believe you're fat?

Because you are not. You could drink the whole thing if you wanted to.