Having an unusual sense of humor and love to surprise your loved ones from time to time can bring a lot of fun to your life.
In that manner, you can now purchase unique gifts from Firebox, an online retailer that sells strangely adorable items.
The retailer claims that it has a unique gift revolving around ‘penis’ pillows bought every 1 hour and 45 minutes. So, it might be about time you get your hand on these phallic-themed home décor.
This novelty product, called Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow, is adorably cuddly. And if you think you’ve seen this item before, you’re right. It’s not exactly a new product.
Earlier, Firebox launched regular Pierre, Giant Pierre, and even the World’s Smallest Pierre. If you always prefer “long and hard,” then Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow might be what you’ve been searching for.
Apart from being delightfully huge, the best thing about this latest penis pillow edition is that it comes with a rosy-cheeked smile. It can even stand tall!
Since this new item sells pretty fast, Firebox had to jump in on the craze by supplying those in demand with some cute, cuddly penis pillows.
I mean, who doesn’t want to own a pillow that’s a little extra?
These toys aren’t exactly cheap
Firebox’s website description says:
“You weren’t satisfied with regular Pierre. Even Giant Pierre wasn’t enough. And it’s not even worth mentioning the World’s, Smallest Pierre. You like it large, we get that.”
“So we’ve supersized everyone’s favorite adorable penis just to suit you. Only he’s not so adorable anymore. Don’t worry, he’s still got his cute little face, just on a much much bigger appendage. He must have been flaccid before because now he’s four feet of the pure magnificent shaft.”
“Quite possibly the biggest d*ck in the world, jumbo Pierre will keep you warm on long lonely nights for as long as you need him.”
The pillow doesn’t really come that cheap. Needless to say, the bigger the penis, the higher the price tag.
This jumbo cushion edition costs nearly $50. However, Pierre’s little buddy (and the world’s smallest Pierre) comes for a tiny $7.50.
World’s Smallest Pierre may be small in size, but it does have its advantages (the perfect stress ball) thanks to its bouncing wobbliness.
The Head of Buying at Firebox, Ben Redhead, made a statement about their unique selection of gifts.
“Firebox has a total of six penis-related gifts in its Top 100 products this year, averaging one bought every 1 hour and 45 minutes. Following on from this trend for all things phallic, we’re hoping to satisfy the customer’s appetite for Pierre once and for all with this brand new giant version!”
If Pierre pillows aren’t exactly what you want, yet you still want to indulge in something quirky, Firebox has a lot of gift options for you.