Summer nights can get chilly, so why not throw a blanket as you are watching Netflix and sipping on your favorite cocktail? Better yet, why not throw a crocheted penis blanket to keep you company?
Funny and suggestive, this crocheted penis blanket is an ideal gift for your best friend or someone in desperate need of... Well, penis.
The blanket is handmade by a small business in Turkey, and their Etsy shop is full of surprises.
You can get a boob pillow if you are in that sort of thing. Or rather naughty house slippers to make your guests burst with laughter.
Suitable Product Description
The Etsy shop Naughty mature gift describes its best-selling penis blanket by stating:
"Would you like to have a different and funny blanket?"
Of course, you do! Besides, you can never have enough blankets. The description further says:
"This Penis blanket with hoodie is wrapped around your feet and then stretches back and lies on your body. This blanket will come in its cover with its balls, and you will need to inflate the balls."
This inappropriate blanket promises to keep you warm, and with its impressive dimensions, it will certainly brighten up your days and nights.
With 70 inches in length and 40 inches wide, we are certain you will be satisfied with your purchase.
The Penis Blanket Comes With A Price
Considering how unique this blanket is, we didn't expect it to come cheap.
And it is handmade, making it even more valuable.
The price is 120 dollars, but you have to hurry since these babies are selling out fast! No, really, this penis blanket is always low in stock.
As for the ratings, they are quite impressive. Hakan runs the shop, and the rating for this piece is 4.9 out of 5 stars.
Overall, Hakan has the perfect Etsy record, so we are sure that this Willy will not fail you!
Now, tell us, would you dare to order your penis blanket and post it on social media? We are still on the fence, so any advice is well appreciated!