You are sitting with your partner, and BAM! You pass a smelly gas and the romantic evening is over. Well, not anymore, because someone thought of a fart vacuum, and it is just as gross as it sounds.
Passing gasses is natural, but the nasty smell can be disgusting. Also, you cannot hold your farts whenever you are getting romantically involved with someone. So, let us introduce you to the FartVac.
The World's First Fart Vacuum
I won't even pretend that I know how someone thought of it. But, here is what you need to know about FartVac.
You attach the pump to your behind, but you don't put it inside, thankfully. It will suck up and filter your farts and all the stink.
While the idea seems great, in reality, you have to carry the pump and know when you are about to pass the gas. Furthermore, you have this filter full of stink following you around, and it is all quite gross.
FartVac has a high-quality carbon filter, which is a plus. Everything else, well, let's just say that I respect the idea. However, I don't see how this could work. From surprise farts to carrying basically a bag of stink, it is all too much to process.