Having sex is overall a wonderful experience, but it doesn't take much to go from fantastic to amazingly awkward, especially once the party's over, sort of speak.
A Reddit user asked the ladies to share the worst things they heard after sex, and they delivered.
Here are some of the best responses!
"I have a tattoo of the world on my back. This guy was fucking me do**y style and pulled out to c*me on my back. He then exclaimed, "Woah, there's a tsunami in Australia!" I fell on my face laughing so hard."
"Oh boy... I was hooking up with this guy in his on-campus apartment, which he shared with his brother. Brother wasn't home, so we were doing the do with the bedroom door open (not smart anyway). Brother comes home in the middle of it, sees straight through the hallway into the room. He fumbles around and then leaves."
"I'm embarrassed and kinda want to get outta there, but he wants to finish, so I think what the hell, his brother left anyway, so why not. I wonder if he's close to cu**ing, so I ask, 'are you close?' And he responds with, 'Yeah, we're brothers.'"
The Rock Johnson's Appearance
"He said 'Alexa, play you're welcome' and the speakers from each side of his bed began to serenade us with Dwayne The Rock Johnson's voice as Maui from Moana. Luckily we both got a pretty good laugh out of it."
Too Many Tabs Open
"I've said a lot of stupid s*it. The worst was probably 'Do you like egg sandwiches?'"
"It's a full brain re-boot, sometimes programs load up to desktop before we have a chance to close them."
Wow, That's Kind Of Encouraging
"He told me, with all the sincerity in the world as some weird compliment: 'You would make a great single mother.'"
"'Mind if I hit this?' And then he pulled out a vape pen he'd hidden under the bed. My bed. Specifically for this reason."
Not Cool, Dude
"'Hey, don't tell anyone about last night. I get enough shit for being vegan.' A phrase that has stuck with me for 10+ years. Not so much 'dumb' as just cruel."
Wrong Timing, Mate
"I think I miss my ex..."
And there you have it. Some of these statements are funny. Others, not so much. Each of them was pretty awkward.