Once we're hitched, our partner might toss a bunch of questions our way. Some of them won't really matter and we can breeze through them without fuss.
But then there are those queries from our spouse that can seriously shape our relationship, like the one a wife popped on her hubby in the joke below.
Chances are, you've come across this question before and maybe wrestled with the response. Well, the husband in this joke spilled his beans, and you can't help but wonder how soon he wished he hadn't.
The husband gets caught by his wife's question, "Honey, if I died, would you think about getting married again?"
He thinks for a sec and says, "After a while, maybe. Everyone wants someone to help heal their sadness."
But the wife keeps going, "If I was gone, would your new wife live in our house?"
He thinks and says, "We put a lot into this place. I'd probably keep it, so yeah, she'd live here."
She goes on, "And let's say you got married again and she lived here, would she sleep in our bed too?"
He looks at her and says, "For sure, our bed is pretty new, cost us $2,000. It's sturdy, so yes, she would."
With a mischievous twinkle in her gaze, the wife throws in a final twist, "And just saying, if you married again, she lived here, slept in our bed, would she use my favorite golf clubs?"
He laughs and says, "Here's the thing! She's left-handed!"