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This Pool Float Has A Space For Big Breasts, So They Don't Get Squished

This Pool Float Has A Space For Big Breasts, So They Don’t Get Squished

We're proud to present a pool float for big boobs among products we never knew we needed. It's made for your comfort, so don't forget to add it to your summer must-haves list!

It started as an April's fool joke. Brand Bravissimo asked their social media followers if they liked their new pool accessory. No one had any idea that the trick was on the label. Women loved it, so much so that some even have further plans to expand the business. As you assume, the label's executives dived head-first into developing an inflatable that would be the holy grail for Bravissimo ladies. Get it: hole and holy grail made hol(e)y. Feel free to use it as a hashtag once the summer comes and you want to show off your ta-tas.

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Women with large chest areas know that the world is an unfair place. Or so I heard. From finding the right bra to picking out a decent dress, being big-boobed isn't always a picnic in the park: Enter Bravissimo, a brand celebrating 25 years of lingerie and swimwear for all shapes and sizes. And I do mean all, unlike the majority of high street labels. They decided to add another summer essential: a pool float with a unique extra space for your breasts. Combine it with one of their bikinis to fully support their initiative and bring justice to all shapes and sizes of women's breasts!

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It doesn't entirely solve your other everyday issues, like running or sleeping on your back. But, Bravissimo's inflatable pool float will undoubtedly make it more pleasant to do sweet nothing while floating. And getting some much-needed vitamin D. It may seem silly to the rest of us, but for women with large breasts, this is the perfect gift. Specially designed cup holders for the chest aren't pricey. I am sure you have at least one friend with enviable cleavage. Unless you are one of them: then you should send this story to your besties, merely as a joke, hoping they'll get the hint.

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Bravissimo's lilo costs 25 British pounds, and it comes in bubble gum pink. Hopefully, more colors will follow because everyone deserves diversity and a chance to show off their style. Either way, it's cute, girly, and, of course: it raises a bigger question. Why do women with large chests have to suffer? Why can't other lingerie labels dedicate a bit more time to creating more flattering options? Women come in all shapes and sizes, and the vast majority of us don't look like the 90s supermodels! We have hips, butts; some have bigger breasts, others are flat as an ironing board. And that's only a portion of it.

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Bravissimo sets a standard before others decide to follow. Bravissimo sets a standard and all thanks to a pool float with holes. If you get a chance to check out this hot summer accessory, share your thoughts with us. Additionally, you can send your photos to the brand. You might get Instagram famous, all because your big boobs didn't get proper attention.

Personally, you probably realized that I don't have a horse in this race. But, it's about women's right to have boobs!

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