Two strippers shared that a white Christmas often turns brown for many of their holiday customers.

Instead of celebrating the actual meaning of Christmas, most of us are guilty of indulging in decadence and excess.

Two strippers who work in London, and have a podcast, Buffy and Heaven, explained that the holidays are their busiest time of the year, adding that many stripper-goers get themselves into very sticky, brownish situations.

No, not that kind of sticky, but the more stinky ones. Let's hear it from the girls.

Podcast Strippers in the Attic explains it all

Heaven and Buffy offer a behind-the-scenes look at what it's like working in a strip club. Heaven, 29, is from northern London, while Buffy, 37, is from the States.

The duo offers an exciting insight into their work, the good, the bad, and the stinky.

On their holiday episode, Heaven stated:

"I mean, the amount of people that had a very 'white' Christmas at a strip club that turned into a brown Christmas - because when you do bad coke, it tends to go straight through you."

She recalled one specific story:

"I remember there was this one guy, I was in The Old Axe (strip club), I think this was last Christmas - this f***ed me up for a long time afterward."

Heaven continued the story, so if you're eating, just stop:

"I could just smell this smell - it smelt like someone had been sick. I was like, 'Oh no, someone's been sick', and then it just felt like it was following me around. It just sorts of was everywhere in the club."

"I went up to the DJ and said 'What is that smell?', and he was like 'That guy over there, he s*** himself'. And then the DJ was like, 'Yeah, he sat in like every seat in the private dance area'. He'd gone and sat in every single seat that he could."

She had enough:

"I actually went home, I was like, I don't need to put up with this."

Apparently, she got away just in time, as one of the other girls got some poop on her stocking.

Buffy's pooping story is even worse

Buffy started working as a stripper 19 years ago, so she has a lot to tell, as you probably guessed.

She talked about an interesting phenomenon: men who try to flush down their pants after doing the nasty.

"We had a lot of people trying to flush their pants down the toilet and blocking up the toilet. It was a regular thing, year-round - this wasn't even just Christmas."

"[One Christmas punter] removed his trousers and his underpants, 'cause in his coke-fuelled mind he thought, 'I have a way out'. He did not because he ended up trying to pull his T-shirt down over his wiener, and he was like looking back and forth really intense with his eyes."

Buffy ended her story with a bang:

"The cologne guy (bathroom attendant) was like, 'What are you doing? You can't go upstairs like that'."

"He got poop on the wall, and he was on CCTV."

How erotic!

It's the busiest time of the year for strippers

After Christmas office parties, many continue partying in strip clubs. December is always busy, but on Christmas day the strippers have to be therapists as well. You get the idea.

These women aren't just doing their routine, but they need to lift the spirits of lonely guys and cheer them up. The money's good, but since you're playing Santa, a therapist, and a stripper, all at the same time, it should be even better.

On top of that, avoiding drugged up or drunk customers who're shi**ing their pants, well that's just over the top!