You need someone you can cuddle up to when the cold weather comes, someone, you can hold on to tightly in bed when you need warmth and comfort. What I'm saying is, you need a boyfriend.
But supposing you don't have the live breathing version yet, what's a girl to do?
I have stumbled upon a brilliant solution called the Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow.
Have you seen it yet? If so, imagine what this body pillow can do for you during the cold weather. You won't lament not having a boyfriend so much anymore, will you?
But so you know I'm not trying to rub it in because you are single, allow me to tell you about the Jumbo Pierre the Penis Body Pillow and why you should probably have ordered one or two already before they run out of stock again.
1. The Description Tells It All
Yes, it's practically a giant penis, but with a smiley face and a soft, super cuddly form. It's pretty much man-sized and you can cuddle it all you want. There are four whole feet of this larger-than-life penis just waiting to offer you comfort and warmth whenever you need it.
2. Four Feet Long
I already mentioned this, I know. But to help you understand this better, this length means that this pillow is about the size of a small child or the length of an adult's torso. That's what makes it the perfect cuddle buddy. You can wrap yourself all around it.
3. It's Very Special
While you might not feel like having your guests see this home décor piece, it will be very practical. You can wrap your hands and legs around it, even when indulging in a hobby such as reading a book. Friends with a good sense of humor will certainly appreciate the fun you get from having this uniquely designed pillow on your bed.
4. Make Your Order Fast
The Jumbo Pierre pillow has been out of stock recently, which means buyers can't get enough of this uniquely designed pillow. So, make sure you make your order fast. Even if you don't want it for yourself, it should be an amazing gift for someone who appreciates a good sense of humor. If they love penises (we don't want to know how you know that), they should have no problem being proud owners of this unique and functional product.
There are many ways to spice up your life and make things fun around your home, and the Jumbo Pierre, The Willy Pillow, certainly helps out in this. Don't forget that this pillow is very cuddly, and you will love cozying up with it between your arms and legs and every time you curl up in your bed to enjoy some warmth and comfort.