Sometimes, the slightest thing can ruin an entire day, and that's exactly what these individuals are going through.
1. Well, That's One Way To Keep Your Car Clean
2. "Tried To Save A Few Trees And Bought A Silicone "cotton Swab". Guess Who's In Urgent Care Because The Other End Is Stuck In His Ear?"
1 tree = 1 ear, that's the deal.
3. "Last One Out For The Weekend And I Don't Have The Key."
Both options come with a hefty price tag.
4. "Some People Tonight Paid $40 To Park On A Grass Lawn For A Concert Only To Find Afterwards A Tree Parked On Their Cars."
The tree made a daring leap, landing among the cars below.
5. "Found This In The Washing Machine In My Building."
Access to R-rated content on that TV has been restricted.
6. "My Car Is On The Other Side Of This Group Of Assholes. Send Help."
Farewell to this guy's ankles, they're in for a rough time.
7. "Ate Half Of The Bag Before I Actually Looked At Them."
That's a surefire way to wreak havoc on his insides.
8. "Well. My Catalytic Converter's Gone."
The rims were the only things they didn't take.
9. "Fried Mushrooms For An Omelette, Realized I'm Out Of Eggs."
Consider this a complete victory.
10. "I Need This For School. I Don't Have The Money For A New One."
Have you attempted to slap some sense into it?
11. Kevin From The Office Flashbacks
12. "Got Back To Hotel After Working 12hrs To Find That They Bagged All Our Stuff Into A Trash Bag & Gave Our (Paid For) Room Away. Thanks Choice Hotels."
What was your motive behind doing this?
13. "I Was Trying To Microwave Milk."
The milk refused to cooperate that day.
14. "Healthy Living Isn't Available In Your Country"
My aversion to exercise has nothing to do with laziness, it's all about that.
15. "What's Left Of The Chopping Board I Melted After Preheating The Oven. I'm Tipsy So This Is Funny For Now…"
The laughter fades once sobriety sets in.
16. Take Away His College Fund.
"Neighbor's 12yo grandkid decided to sneak in the car and take a joyride. Freaked out, hit the gas, and crossed their lawn and mine to hit the front of my house."
17. Utterly Tragic.
18. "My Basement Got A Little Wet."
Just a tiny bit.
19. "Fell Asleep Making Some Mac N Cheese."
The mac and cheese was on a direct route to hell.
20. "Nothing Better To Start Your Morning Than Dropping A Full Jar Of Glitter."
This individual will be discovering glitter on themselves for the rest of their days.
21. What's Scarier Than A Spider Is A Lost, Cleansed And Moisturised Spider.
"I had a cleanser leak in my sink. A couple days later I came across this… don't know where the spider is now, but I can only assume she's angry and a superhero now."
22. "McDonalds Left A Label In My Burger."
That's the indicator of its freshness.
23. "A Moose Broke Through A Window And Entered A School In Saskatoon Today."
His goal was to earn a diploma.