naked florida woman arrested twice in one month for masturbating outside chicken shop

You probably know that we have various categories. From "Weird Stories" to "Humor" and "Animals." So, where does a woman who's masturbating in front of the chickens fit in?

Of course, like many other ghastly stories, this one starts in Florida. Vanessa Lee Jones, 38, was taken into custody after a witness reported seeing her completely nude, masturbating near a dumpster outside the fast-food restaurant.

She was gazing at Popeye's restaurant because nothing screams "sexy" like fried chicken. So, no, she wasn't in front of real, living chickens, but it's still disturbing.

Apparently, Vanessa Lee Jones is a serial masturbator

naked florida woman arrested twice in one month for masturbating outside chicken shop

Jones was arrested for exposure of sexual organs, a misdemeanor charge, and is currently in the county jail. The affidavit noted that there was no evidence to suggest that Jones was under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Additionally, it did not seem like she was not suffering from mental health issues.

Jones was previously in jail for exposing and pleasuring herself in front of a 7-Eleven in St. Petersburg. In the event from September, she was charged with the lewd and lascivious exhibition.

It's a felony since she "continuously rubbed her vagina" near a minor, accompanied by the child's uncle, who recorded the incident and showed it to the police.

She got out in the last week of October, and she did it again. Only this time, in front of the chicken restaurant, and now she's facing 15 years in prison and a $10,000 fine.

Earlier, Jones was arrested for theft, possession of drug equipment, trespassing, and possession of synthetic marijuana.

Florida women love to masturbate outside

naked florida woman arrested twice in one month for masturbating outside chicken shop

Last month, another Florida woman was arrested for stripping down in an adult store. She was masturbating with a pink sex toy she picked off the shelf. She was pantiless, and it caused quite the stir.

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Both women are from Florida, both have records, and both decided to masturbate in public. If that's not a pattern, well, what is?

Clearly, this isn't a joking matter, but what else can we do? We desperately want to blame it on George Michael's Outside, but things are much more complicated. Perhaps the quarantines and lockdowns are taking their toll?

Or, just like pooping, sometimes masturbation can't wait!