Man Provides Morning-After ‘Sendoff Bags’ For Women He Shags Including Cash, Weed Doritos
Published in Jan 2021 / Updated in Feb 2021
You meet a guy, you hook up, and often think: “this could be the start of something.” Well, one man made sure to get that silly idea out of your head as soon as you open your eyes. Though his methods are questionable, at least he’s original.
A Facebook post went viral after a woman, Porsche Matthews, shared a photo of a goody bag or “sendoff bag” she got from her one-night stand.
The baggy contains 40 dollars, a bit of weed, a packet of Dorito’s, a sandwich, and a Lipton ice tea. It’s 50 shades of insulting, but at least there’s no need to wonder will he call.
Who said that romance is dead?
The baggy’s quite straightforward though we have two significant issues with it.
First, where’s the morning after pill? If you want to make sure you don’t hear from someone ever again, you have to be sure they don’t have anything of yours.
Secondly, those 40 bucks might help with a cab and a cup of coffee, but it’s still only 40 dollars. It’s like this guy just paid a woman for sex. She had no idea she was performing for money.
Matthews was amused, and so were many others. We hope this won’t become a thing. If this guy wants to continue sharing his sendoff baggies, let him be.
Someone should tell him to switch from plastic bags; otherwise, it’s his thing: being a guy who gives you some food and beverage and additional 40 dollars for a hookup.
Either he’s an utter misogynist or a genius. Perhaps both!