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Man Mistakenly Trusts His Fart, Ends Up Pooping All Over Shop Floor

man mistakenly trusts his fart, ends up pooping all over shop floor
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Never trust your farts! They can quickly turn into something more, and you might get caught on CCTV, which is exactly what happened to one man in China.

While in a phone shop, in his flip flops, the man in question tried to let one go, and he seemed pretty sure of himself. You can see as he's stepping away from the counter, but he overestimated his abilities to hold it in.

What the heck?

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As the CCTV footage shows, the poop covered this man's feet. At the same time, he was checking out whether someone saw him and simultaneously tried to smudge his error in judgment.

Luckily, no one saw him at that moment, apart from the camera. Since then, the video's gone viral, and he has to live with the shame all because he trusted a fart.

man mistakenly trusts his fart, ends up pooping all over shop floor
man mistakenly trusts his fart, ends up pooping all over shop floor
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There's no follow-up, sadly, so we don't know whether he chose to run away from his problems or helped the poor, innocent worker clean up the place.

Poops are quite unpredictable. Just recently, one lady had an accident in a restaurant. The worst part? It was her third time shitting herself, so really... She cannot hold it in!

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Back to our guy in China: despite all the poop, the worst part had to be the smell. It's all liquid, so God only knows what this guy ate before his body couldn't take it anymore.

What would you do?

The scariest thing about this video is that this could happen to anyone, anyplace.

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Would you admit that you did the nasty? Pretend that everything's fine while doing your best to leave the scene of the crime?

Finally, is there a proper way to handle a situation in which you simply had to go, but you thought you had enough time to get to the bathroom?

The world needs more toilets, and if you don't believe us, watch this video again.