It's one thing to shoplift an adult toy, you know, normal-sized. But, when you are brave enough to steal a three-foot dildo, you deserve to be at least semi-celebrity.

The CCTV footage from Las Vegas shows a man casually walking away with his toy. He doesn't look bothered. In fact, if this wasn't some epic prank, we want to meet this guy.

It's called Moby Dick.

The moment caught on CCTV at Deja Vu Love Boutique in Vegas, where the giant dildo Moby, worth $2000, was picked up and thrown over the man's shoulder, followed by him brazenly walking off.

Though it's funny for us, it's no laughing matter for the store's employees.

A spokesperson for Déjà vu Love Boutique, Ryan Carlson, said:

"Sadly, the pandemic has encouraged even the scummiest of scumbags to steal the strangest products from innocent businesses."

The spokesperson than added a snarky comment:

"This landmark item in our store is worth nearly $2,000, so if you happen to see a 3-foot penis sitting around, please turn in the 6-foot tall d__k who stole it."

While you shouldn't steal, not just adult toys, but at all, this man's nonchalant approach is not easy to ignore. It shows a total lack of any sense that stealing is wrong.

3-foot-tall, 40-pound toy

A store worker, Laura, who declined to give her last name, said that the impressive phallus is named The Moby. It's an homage to Herman Melville's classic Moby-Dick.

You can find this one or a similar toy on Amazon, with a price of $586. It's described as the world's largest retail dildo.

The listing states:

"There may even be a soul out there brave or talented enough to use Moby as a traditional dildo."

Now, it's a pricey toy. Yet, there is much worthier stuff to steal, and you don't have to carry around a giant penis—just a thought.