Male Golfers Puzzled By Their Inability To Beat New Female Competitor


Some men really don't like losing, especially if they're beaten by a woman. It can be amusing to see guys who underestimated a woman get proven wrong. It's even more amusing when they give their all but still get defeated by her. Over time, women have made good progress in reducing gender differences in certain sports. In this story, a new woman joins a golf club that mostly has male members. They're amazed by how skilled she is.


A new woman becomes a part of a golf club.

When she overhears the guys discussing their golf game, she says, "I played on my college's golf team. I was pretty good. Mind if I join you next week?"

Nobody really wants to agree, but they're in a tough spot. Eventually, a man speaks up and says, "Okay, but we start at 6:30 a.m."

He believes that the early starting time will make it difficult for her.


The woman mentions that this might be an issue and inquires if she can be up to 15 minutes late.

They react with annoyance, but reluctantly agree, saying, "Okay."

Surprisingly, she arrives exactly at 6:30 a.m. and impressively outperforms all of them with a remarkable score of 2-under par. She's enjoyable to be around and friendly, leaving the guys impressed.


They praise her and ask her to return the next week.

With a smile, she replies, "I'll be there at 6:30 or 6:45."

During the following week, she appears punctually at 6:30 again, but this time, she plays using her left hand.

The three men are amazed because she still manages to defeat them with an even score, even though she's using her non-dominant hand.

They're truly impressed.


They can't quite understand her. She's friendly and a good sport. Despite their desire to beat her, they invite her back for another round.

In the third week, she's 15 minutes late, which annoys the guys.

This time, she plays using her right hand and narrowly triumphs over all three of them.

The men grumble that her tardiness is a little game on her part. Nevertheless, her charm and praise for their good play make it hard for them to stay upset.


This woman remains a puzzle they can't solve. After enjoying a few drinks in the Clubhouse, one of the men finally asks her, "How do you decide if you're going to golf right-handed or left-handed?"

Blushing and grinning, she responds, "When my Dad taught me to play golf, I learned I was ambidextrous. I like to switch back and forth."

"When I got married after college, I discovered my husband always sleeps in the nude. From then on, I developed a silly habit."


"Right before I leave in the morning for golf practice, I pull the covers off him. If his willie points to the right, I golf right-handed; if it points to the left, I golf left-handed."

The guys find this hilarious. One of them, astonished by this strange revelation, asks, "What if it's pointing straight up?"

She answers, "Then I'm fifteen minutes late."


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