lecturer accidentally recorded the moment she spotted a student getting a hand job in a lecture

This Aussie university lecturer recorded the cringe-worthy moment she caught a student getting a hand job during a lecture.

Lectures can sometimes be hella boring, especially if it’s in a subject that you loath. Or if it’s those stodgy lecturers doing the lecture.

While many of us might nod off, listen to music, or doodle in our books, some people enjoy doing some risqué stuff during lectures.

A lecturer at Macquarie University in Sydney, Australia, recorded an awkward moment when a student was giving a hand job to a fellow student mid-lecture.

lecturer accidentally recorded the moment she spotted a student getting a hand job in a lecture

And since the lecture was going out Live, the recording is now all over the internet.

Luckily, the lecturer recorded only the audio. But still, it’s pretty funny listening to this lecturer calling out on the couple for performing a hand job in the middle of the lecture.

Laughing to herself, the lecturer halts the class, declaring:

“Oh my God. Give me a minute guys. I just want to bleach my eyes and brain. Um, I love y’all but give me one sec. We’re going to have a talk now.”

“I know that precedent is a very sexy topic, and I love it when my audiences are excited and animated and engaged. Dear Lord, but there’s a limit to that.”

“If you’d like to have special love time with your partner, there are some perfectly… malleable bean bags over at News. And I’m sure that there’s an empty cinema around here trying to make the movie Cats work that’s empty. Go for your life.”

“But, this is the second time I’m saying this in my career, no below-the-belt touching in my lecture theatre, please.”

Well, we are now dying to know what the first time was regarding.

The lecturer continued:

“I’m not going to name and shame, but just to clarify, this is a mentoring unit. So I will give some sort of mentorship here.”

“The strategic placement of the hoodie on the lap only draws the eye more.”

“I said I was glad they kept the university open today, but now I don’t know.”

Damn! That sounds pretty awkward, and you just know that everyone in class figured out who the students were almost immediately.

But we guess if you’re going to do something like that in a lecture, then you probably won’t be too embarrassed about it in the first place.

So, hopefully the two students won’t die of shame any time soon.

And with that, there’s one thing we can be sure of: This will be a hard class to forget.