kids are hilarious at naming random things

Kids are pure, honest, always telling it like it is. They are also quite brilliant at giving their names to random objects instead of using boring, adult stuff.

From embarrassing (for the parents) to witty or even plain weird, here are some of the best new phrases and names kids made up.

#1 This kid is pure genius, just ask Santa

kids are hilarious at naming random things
kids are hilarious at naming random things

#2 This child simply wants that candy

kids are hilarious at naming random things
kids are hilarious at naming random things

#3 Pastrami, Astronomy, who cares, this child is going places

kids are hilarious at naming random things
kids are hilarious at naming random things

#4 But, is she wrong?

kids are hilarious at naming random things
kids are hilarious at naming random things

#5 A child ahead of its time

kids are hilarious at naming random things
kids are hilarious at naming random things

#6 Keeping it shorter and snappier

kids are hilarious at naming random things
kids are hilarious at naming random things

#7 If she can smell it, she can name it

kids are hilarious at naming random things
kids are hilarious at naming random things

#8 Right freaking now

kids are hilarious at naming random things
kids are hilarious at naming random things

#9 It looks scary to us, as well, buddy

kids are hilarious at naming random things
kids are hilarious at naming random things

#10 No lies detected

kids are hilarious at naming random things
kids are hilarious at naming random things

#11 Geese are stupid, but honkeys are adorable

kids are hilarious at naming random things
kids are hilarious at naming random things

#12 Meet Albert and Einstein

kids are hilarious at naming random things
kids are hilarious at naming random things

#13 Hey, let the child tell their story!

kids are hilarious at naming random things
kids are hilarious at naming random things

#14 We are looking forward to new names for things from that new batch

kids are hilarious at naming random things
kids are hilarious at naming random things

#15 Perhaps he feels almighty while eating them?

kids are hilarious at naming random things
kids are hilarious at naming random things

#16 Brilliant! Goodbye microwave, hello the pizza heater

kids are hilarious at naming random things
kids are hilarious at naming random things

#17 Perhaps she is going through an emo phase

kids are hilarious at naming random things
kids are hilarious at naming random things

#18 Yes, but he is right, you know?

kids are hilarious at naming random things
kids are hilarious at naming random things

#19 Things went from normal to weird in a split of a second

kids are hilarious at naming random things
kids are hilarious at naming random things

#20 Party animal in the making

kids are hilarious at naming random things
kids are hilarious at naming random things

Hopefully, this article made you smile. We appreciate their efforts and enthusiasm. Some are wise beyond their years; others are proper comedians. But all children are perfect in their unique ways!