Kids are pure, honest, always telling it like it is. They are also quite brilliant at giving their names to random objects instead of using boring, adult stuff.

From embarrassing (for the parents) to witty or even plain weird, here are some of the best new phrases and names kids made up.

#1 This Kid Is Pure Genius, Just Ask Santa

#2 This Child Simply Wants That Candy

#3 Pastrami, Astronomy, Who Cares, This Child Is Going Places

#4 But, Is She Wrong?

#5 A Child Ahead Of Its Time

#6 Keeping It Shorter And Snappier

#7 If She Can Smell It, She Can Name It

#8 Right Freaking Now

#9 It Looks Scary To Us, As Well, Buddy

#10 No Lies Detected

#11 Geese Are Stupid, But Honkeys Are Adorable

#12 Meet Albert And Einstein

#13 Hey, Let The Child Tell Their Story!

#14 We Are Looking Forward To New Names For Things From That New Batch

#15 Perhaps He Feels Almighty While Eating Them?

#16 Brilliant! Goodbye Microwave, Hello The Pizza Heater

#17 Perhaps She Is Going Through An Emo Phase

#18 Yes, But He Is Right, You Know?

#19 Things Went From Normal To Weird In A Split Of A Second

#20 Party Animal In The Making

Hopefully, this article made you smile. We appreciate their efforts and enthusiasm. Some are wise beyond their years; others are proper comedians. But all children are perfect in their unique ways!