If I’m Not Laughing, I’m Not Interested

I once laughed so hard that I started choking, passed out, and fell off the bed. A joke from my boyfriend was the culprit.

I don’t even remember what the joke was about but he was apologetic. I told him never be sorry about making me laugh. I need it.

I love laughing until I am crying. Until my sides hurt and I’m doubled over in pain from laughing so hard and I can’t breath. That’s the best.

We watched the Jeffery Dahmer documentary on Netflix when it came out. We were ROLLING with laughter. It isn’t a funny subject but we just couldn’t help making jokes.

I made him spit milk out of his nose while watching Game of Thrones.

His Humor Makes Him The Man of My Dreams.

We met on an online dating site. In my profile I wrote,

“If you can make me laugh, I’ll marry you right now.”

That was no easy feat I found out. I have an…odd sense of humor. Not too many people get how to do it. It can’t be one sided. My ex thought I was funny but he wasn’t that funny. He didn’t keep the ball rolling so to speak.

I saw a guy a few times while trying the online dating thing. He was a nice guy and good in bed but it just wasn’t going to work. Why? He had no sense of humor. I can’t live my life like that.

Once he texted me and I responded with something I thought was funny. It went like this:

“Hey, want to have some fun?”

“You mean like go to Chuck E Cheese?”

“Uhhh I have no idea what you are talking about.”

Dude! I’m not stupid, I know what you are asking. I know “fun” means have sex. I was up for that until you didn’t get my joke. Obviously I don’t want to go to Chuck E. Cheese to have fun!

I don’t want to have to explain my humor to you. If you don’t get it, you don’t get it.

And do you know why humor is so important? Because sh*t gets real and you need to be able to laugh about it. I can’t get through life without it.

You Are Nothing Without Humor

My boyfriend makes me laugh on a daily basis. Even when I am the worst of the worst moods, he will make me laugh. And I make him laugh. We are the perfect fit.

You could be a master in bed, you could be the most amazing looking person, you could be rolling in money, but that makes no difference to me if you can’t make me laugh.

Some of my biggest crushes have been on guys that weren’t conventionally “hot”. But they made me laugh so much that I found myself becoming more and more attracted to them.

The more you make me laugh, the sexier you become.