The fastest way to hit up one million followers on Instagram? How about 1,7 million, just like our today's heroine? Anne Moore posted a video of herself, as she's seductively giving a b.j. to a doorknob! And you can do it too!

It helped that Moore really got into it, most likely thinking that's it's the real thing. Or, better yet, she acted her butt off because going viral matters. We're still figuring out why...
Door knobs are gross, FYI
If you think that the clip's sexy and whatnot, let's remind you that doorknobs are dirty, and not in a kinky, naughty way.

These things are full of bacteria, more bacteria than toilet seats, so let's hope that she gave it a good clean up before hitting it with her tongue and putting it in her mouth.
Perhaps, this redheaded woman was trying to boost her immunity, though it's not quite how things work...

Either way, this isn't Moore's weirdest video. One should come with a special warning, as it shows her getting slammed doggy style by Daddy Long Neck.
Who's that, one might wonder? Just one of the guys with long limbs and an extremely thin physique. You have to trust us: you don't want to see it!
As for Moore herself, she said she had no idea she'd become a sensation for shaking her boobs and doing weird stuff. The young woman sounds quite normal, a polar opposite to a person who was giving a b.j. to a doorknob.
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