I thought I had seen it all until I saw Reindeer boobs.
And here's the funny thing. I was not only surprised by these peculiar Christmas gear, but I also knew there was no way the season would end without me getting one.
That's right. Christmas sweaters will never be the same again, thanks to an entrepreneurial Utah woman, Sheri Wiseman.
But what's the big deal?
We have seen gag gifts in all their forms, right? Not exactly. These sweaters are a necessity, and they amp up the Christmas cheer to a whole new level. Take a look at this.
1. They Are Ugly
That's not actually a typo. You and I know that Christmas sweaters have a reputation for being ugly, the uglier, the Christmas-y.
These reindeer sweaters pay tribute to this trend as they are clunky, gaudy, a little shocking, but all in all, quite ugly. Above all, they are fun and attention-grabbing. I dare you to find a better alternative. Seriously.
2. You Have Other Options Too
Okay, we get that reindeer boobs might not be comfortable for everyone. That's okay. We are different. But Sheri did not forget about you.
For instance, guys can get in on the fun by buying Reindeer junk. It's less crass than it sounds, and you will not get accused of flashing your privates. So, be sure to check it out.
3. They Show Body Confidence
You have been working on your body confidence, haven't you? Of course, you have. What better time to put your progress to the test than during Christmas?
If you have the confidence, then wear this sweater and enjoy the attention it gets you. Imagine how liberating that would be.
4. You Will Be A Hit At Christmas Parties
I don't recommend wearing this sweater for your office Christmas party. You might have to live with the consequences for months to come. But you can totally wear it to a friend's Christmas dinner or surprise your partner with it. It will be hilarious and lots of fun.
5. They Look Like Their Name
The creator of these unique Christmas accessories held nothing back. She cut a hole into great Christmas sweaters around where boobs should be and attached googly eyes, a garland wreath, and reindeer's signature red nose to create the reindeer boobs look.
6. Don't Miss Out!
She is ready to take your orders, ladies. You can place yours through her Etsy site. Don't miss out on this rare chance to celebrate Christmas in a fun and exciting way.
Think about it. You will look pretty odd sitting there posing for a family photo in your ugly old school Christmas sweater while everyone else is flaunting their uglier and trendier reindeer boobs sweaters. And don't say they are a little outside your comfort zone. It's Christmas!