What do men talk about when they go fishing? Their conversations often revolve around sports or interesting things happening in their lives. If they are married, one topic that is likely to come up is their wives. This was the case with a group of four men who went fishing together and started discussing what they had to do in order to have this day out.
Some of them were complaining about the long list of tasks, or "honey-do" list, they had to complete. However, one man had a brilliant idea that made the others quite envious. Here's how the conversation went after an hour or so:
First guy: "You won't believe what I had to promise my wife to be able to go fishing this weekend. I promised to paint every room in the house next weekend."
Second guy: "That's nothing! I had to promise my wife that I'll build her a new deck for the pool."
Third guy: "You guys think that's tough? I had to agree to remodel the entire kitchen for my wife."
As they continued fishing, they realized that the fourth guy had been silent all along. Curious, they turned to him and asked, "Hey, you haven't told us what you had to do to come fishing this weekend. What's your story?"
The fourth guy chuckled and replied, "Well, I simply set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I turned off the alarm, gently nudged my wife, and gave her a choice: 'Fishing or sex?' And you know what she said? 'Wear a sweater!'"