Theresa Stanley, 36, from Fort Pierce, walked into the Lion's Den Adult Superstore on Okeechobee Road. It was an August night, a little after 7 p.m., when the woman started pleasuring herself with a pink toy.

Someone called 911, but even the police officer was shocked to find Stanley wearing a purple shirt and nothing else. The woman was pantyless.

No panties, no problem

Before she was arrested, the woman was "sitting in an office chair with her feet up on the table." The officer said that Stanley was using the pink toy as if she was in her bed.

He stated:

As I opened the doors and entered the stock room, I found the female...sitting in an office chair with her feet up on a table.

She had in her hand a pink-colored, penis-shaped sex toy that she was using in a masturbatory manner.

According to the police affidavit, once she noticed the officer's presence, the woman dropped her toy. Without saying a word, the 36-year old was cuffed and charged with indecent exposure and theft.

The officer noted that the Florida woman was "slightly intoxicated." Later she admitted she had around six beers during that day.

Stanley has an impressive record

The total cost of the stolen sex toy and the unspecified garment was around $46, and though her adult store stunt is usually a misdemeanor, she's looking at time behind bars with her record.

Before this bizarre incident, Theresa Stanley was arrested for prostitution, possession of illegal substances, and, more recently, stealing a car. Her record goes back to 2001.

The trial for grand theft auto is still pending. Stanley was accused of stealing a red 1995 Chevy Tahoe from a gas station in Marathon, Florida, in March.