Finally, some good news. Paul Tau posted the picture taken at the "upscale health food store" Erewhon. It instantly went viral, and it's both funny and none of our business.

Twitter has something to say

Photographer Tau was minding his business when he saw a dominatrix taking her doggo out for a walk. The dog is actually a man on a leash, and the scene is quite amusing.

And it didn't take long to identify the domino lady as Mistress Lar. The guy she is walking with is still a mystery, but perhaps some doggy will sniff him out.

All silly jokes aside, the couple had their masks, and they were almost refreshing, almost because this was not a walk in the park.

Mistress Lark was thirsty

Since this whole area is posh, many wanted to know why the couple chose this spot.

And it was not to make Karens of the world go insane. As Lark said in an interview:

I just wanted some juice.

I was out with my sub and my friends shooting some videos and just going shopping. We stopped in Erewhon. Lots of cameras and attention, but the security let us through the valet and let us check out our pricey basket before finally asking us to leave.

So, why did they have to leave?

Someone was a bad boy

Who's a good boy? Well, not this one.

According to some eyewitnesses, the dominatrix started whipping her dog, and the security told them to leave.

But, we cannot confirm or deny if that was the case. Perhaps someone complained, or it was something much more sinister.

As we said, it's none of our business, but when you take your fetish into a store, you should be aware that people will stare.