Denim Panties Or Jean Diapers? You Decide!

Denim underwear from Ssense comes with a hefty price and a lot of questions!

Fashion is fabulously weird. Some trends are simply tacky, while others are making us question everything. Like this underwear thing from Ssense: are those panties, as in lingerie? Or they are super cool diapers? Cropped hot pants?

The good news is that this isn’t a significant trend. The bad news is that the price is 224 USD (reduced from 315), and we have no idea why. Also, they are call janties, which sounds like a medicine you take after vomiting.

These denim panties are mid-rise, have buttons, belt loops, pockets, you know, everything you don’t want to have on your underwear. Additionally, the fabric is the opposite of comfortable, so we were wondering: can they be worn as shorts?

The simple answer is yes, you can put them on your head, but the fact remains, this is the underwear of the future. Maybe not, but that idea scared you, right?

After a lot of staring at the janties and thinking, we decided that these are ideal for seniors who use diapers. If you want to be a Rockstar in a nursery home, this is the most fashionable item out there. We can see Mick Jagger rocking these in a few years.

If you are still curious, you can order them, since the returns are for free. But why would you? These are more disturbing than Topshop Clear Knee Mom Jeans. The ones with plastic holes.