With Christmas bearing down on us like an earthbound meteorite, you had better be ready in time to avoid the last-minute Christmas shopping rush with the rest of the procrastinators.
And let's be honest for a moment.
Not All Of Us Want To Go All Out And Curve Turkeys.
Some of us will settle for the bare minimum and be done with Christmas.
But we still want it to be special. Obviously.
Maybe you are out having the time of your life in an exotic jungle and taking a break to labor in the kitchen for hours just to have a traditional Christmas meal holds no appeal for you.
If this is you, then you will be happy to know someone took your special circumstances into consideration.
Dinner in a can, that's the answer. A Christmas dinner to be specific.
Doesn't sound too Christmas-like? That's probably because you don't have all the info yet. So, hear me out.
This is what I am talking about.
1. Nine Layers Of Mouthwatering Delight
Don't think this Christmas dinner in a can was quickly put together to cash in on the holiday shopping craze and exploit your poor Christmas shopping decisions. The dinner has nine delicious layers, and it comprises a three-course meal, ideal for all palates.
In the first layer, there are scrambled eggs and bacon. The other ingredients (quickly), are mince pies, turkey and potatoes, gravy, bread sauce, cranberry sauce, Brussels sprouts, and the final layer has Christmas pudding.
How did they fit all this into a can? We have no idea, but we are just as impressed as you are by the feat.
2. Put Aside Your Opinions Of Canned Food For A Moment
Canned food has a bad reputation, you know that. But not all of it. Some pretty good things come in cans, like beans and corn.
This Christmas treat, unfortunately, might not be the exception you hoped it would be. To be honest, putting a three-course meal in a can is sacrilege. That's why we are concerned for anyone who might seriously think this qualifies as an appropriate Christmas dinner alternative.
3. You Can Buy It At GAME
Let me catch you up, all of you who aren't crazy about video games. GAME is a company that sells video games. The connection between this company and its dinner in a can offer is very telling.
They obviously know gamers would be top on the list of people who would appreciate a canned Christmas dinner. But you can join in if you don't have the time or the motivation to prepare elaborate Christmas dinners.
4. It's Probably Not Real
A gaming company selling food? Now that is interesting, isn't it? And to think the canned Christmas dinner is already "SOLD OUT" makes us even more curious about this whole thing. And not long ago, the product was no longer on offer. It has vanished from the site.
I have a feeling that this was a joke all along. It would be crazy if it were real. But it's still funny, obviously. So, for all you gullible readers out there, it seems like you will have to make alternative Christmas dinner arrangements. Sorry for getting your hopes up.