During winter, the cold can be intense and the best way to survive is by heating up. Some get heat from the heater, some from their partners, and some have no one, so they have to get an alternative- hot water bottle. I know it’s all old school, but I love using them. The funniest thing about the last category of people during winter is that their source of heat is mobile and is available 24/7, unlike the rest of the categories. I was once in the category of partner, but shit happened and now, I have moved on to the last category- hot water bottle.

A hot water bottle is a container usually made of rubber or similar materials that is filled with hot water and sealed with a stopper. Hot water bottles are like a heating pad and very economical because you don’t have to spend money on electricity like the first category. Hot water bottles are very easy to use, there is no need for reading manual. The plastic or rubber bottles are soft, flexible, odorless and easy to curl up with. Using hot water bottles is like bringing the sun without its light in my bed.

Using a hot water bottle alleviates menstrual cramps which is a natural way to relieve pain. All you have to do is place the bottle on your lower abdomen and abracadabra you are pain-free. Using heat relaxes the uterus and reduces the constriction of blood vessels to improve blood flow.

While surfing for a bigger hot water bottle, I came across this hilariously shaped hot water bottle. Well, you might be guessing the shape is in the form of an animal but sorry to prove you wrong, it was shaped in the form of a penis, yup, you read it right, a p-e-n-i-s.

Of all parts of the body, this hot water bottle was made in the form of the most sensitive part of a male’s body. I have seen penis-shaped pillows or slippers, but never have I imagined them in the form of a hot water bottle.  I wonder what guys would think about this but to my ladies *grinning* seems like I have found a naughty way to keep us warm *winks*.

According to the manufacturers of the penis-shaped water bottle, it is also called “The meat that heats”. The funny thing about this hot water bottle is that it is cheap. This penis-shaped hot water bottle is easy to use so you don’t have to read a manual or watch a series of videos. All you have to do is boil water and fill it up. An empty penis is floppy. That sounded weird.

Now that I look closely, it has a face. Wow a penis with a face, a smiling face. Can’t this get any weirder? I am sure most of you have never heard about this but now you know, and I suggest you get one for yourself. You can get this water bottle on Firebox or Amazon.