Amazon Is Selling An Avocado-Shaped Pool Float With A Removable Pit
Published in Apr 2019 / Updated in Aug 2021
Apparently, millennials famously love their avocados. So much so that Amazon has decided to cash in on the craze.
This generation does not get off pondering natural mysteries, or contemplating various crises facing our planet, or celebrating making a three-pointer during a game of hoops, or (and I am only saying this to be polite) saving up for a house we’ll never afford.
Baby boomers and the media, in general, have us all figured out. Apparently, avocados are our greatest priority. We millennials will go to the ends of the earth to get our hands on this stuff. We are even willing to give up our dreams of owning nice homes just to dig our teeth into this tropical delight.
But let’s forget about that for a moment, it’s neither here nor there.
The point is this – whether we like it or not, avocados have become part of our culture, and we can’t seem to run out of ways to enjoy them. That probably takes you back to the time you had to put some toast, chili flakes, and lemon on this popular tasteless fruit.
But if you want to take your love for avocado to the next level, there has never been a better time to be alive.
For instance, how about getting an avocado-shaped pool float almost as tall as you, and with a removable pit to boot? Sounds tantalizing.
Now, assuming you like beach balls in addition to floating lazily on the water as the sun kisses your skin, then ordering this avocado float (not its official name) will be the ultimate delight – the pit is actually a beach ball.
Better yet, you can be floating in the pool, margarita in hand, as your friends enjoy playing with the beach ball.
Not a bad scene, right?
You would not be the first to think so. The reviews on Amazon prove that this avocado-shaped pool float is where it’s at.
For one thing, it will make you stand out from the crowd as you enjoy your time at the beach or pool this summer. Imagine how good some green would look in a sea of pink pool floats?
The possibilities of making yourself stand out are endless here.
A reviewer has called it the “ultimate millennial pool float,” and others could hardly find the words to express just how “adorable” this peculiar contraption truly is.
So, this is a pretty exciting way to spend two hundred bucks.