A Wife Jumps Out Of Her Seat When She Hears The Weather Until The ‘Forecast’ Changes
Published in Jul 2020 / Updated in Feb 2021
Some weather reports make us stand up and take notes, especially if there’s bad weather coming to your area. For people living in the coldest climates, it could be as bad as a blizzard. While for those in tropical climates, it may be a massive hurricane.
For instance, if you hear the snow is about to fall, we often make sure everything in the community runs smoothly.
That includes this woman in the following joke who just couldn’t sit still when weather reports were rolling in.
Bob and his wife live in Toledo, Ohio.
One winter morning while listening to the radio, they hear the weather guy say:
“We are going to have 4-6 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”
After hearing the reports, Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car to the even-numbered side of the street.
A week later, while Bob and his wife were having breakfast, the radio announcer said:
“We are expecting 6-8 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the odd-numbered side of the street, so the snowplow can get through.”
Just as she did the previous week, Bob’s wife goes out and moves her car again. But this time, she parked the vehicle on the odd-numbered side of the street.
The following week, the two are having breakfast again, when the radio announcer says:
“We are expecting 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park…”
Just before the weather guy could finish the reports, the power in Bob’s home goes out.
Bob’s wife got very upset. She didn’t know what to do. And she couldn’t go to her neighbors to ask what the weather guy said.
So, with a worried look on her face, she said to her husband:
“Honey, I don’t know what to do. Which side of the street do I need to park on so the plow can get through?”
With the love and understanding in his voice that all men married to ‘blondes’ exhibit, her husband said:
“Well, why don’t you just leave it in the garage this time…?”