First, she was a victim. Then, it seemed she was a villain. Now, we're just glad that Johnny Depp and Amber Heard are no longer an item. They were toxic. And pretty s***ty couple, literally!
Their divorce turned into a Lifetime movie, then into a series. And now, we have actual crap.
No joke, this is Amber's poop
The actress left this poop on her then hubby's bed, Johnny "Jack Sparrow" Depp.
She did not deny that there was crap on their marriage bed. Instead, the sexy actress blamed the dog. Seriously!
You do remember that Depp and Heard had two Yorkies? Well, Heard says that one of those Yorkshire Terriers did the nasty on the bed.
And guess what? This photo was actual evidence, so it went on trial, sort of speak. And in London, near Queen Elizabeth II!
The report states:
"Photographs of the dung were admitted to British court Tuesday as Depp's long-lasting housekeeper portrayed how she discovered it in the bed the entertainer imparted to then-spouse Amber Heard — and even took photographs since she was so appalled."
It's disgusting to even imagine what their bathroom looked like. Either way, the official court statement continues:
"Depp has blamed Heard or one of her companions for crapping in the bed as a "trick" after the entertainer's 30th birthday celebration party April 21, 2016, following a battle between the pair."
Blame the dog, blame the housekeeper
Depp is suing Heard, and he's fighting the British tabloids for calling him an abuser and whatnot. They call it defamation, but so far, we only see that these two deserve each other.
To be fair, Amber showed us bruises, and everyone believed her. Now, Depp's suing everyone because he married someone who's only a few years older than his daughter.
The poor housekeeper had to testify:
"I pulled back the top sheet on the bed and saw a huge heap of defecation."
The traumatized woman continues her story:
"I was stunned and sickened. It was obvious to me that this was human excrement. I realized that the excrement couldn't have originated from both of Mr. Depp's or Ms. Heard's two little canines."
Well, someone's not telling the truth. And the others are blaming the dogs.
"I have tidied up after those canines ordinarily, and their dung is a lot more modest. Further, I have never realized those canines to crap in the bed."
Imagine having to keep a straight face, while talking about dog or human poop. In court.
"Those dung were new … from the night or from the early morning. "
You be the judge
Too bad we only have a photo, not an actual poop.
This way, we're back to square one. But, here's the really amusing part.
Do you recall their mutual statement once the divorce was finalized? Here's a friendly reminder:
"Our relationship was intensely passionate and, at times volatile, but always bound by love. Neither party has made false accusations for financial gain. There was never any intent of physical or emotional harm. Amber wishes the best for Johnny in the future."
Four years later, we're talking about a photo of a s**t! What's there to say? You can decide for yourself, and here are possible scenarios:
blame the dog
Depp's an abusive a-hole
Amber's a witch
all of the above, minus the dog
It's truly a match made in hell.