50 Quotes From The Best Vines

50 quotes from the best vines

Back in 2013, Vine took the world by storm. In case you have no idea what we are talking about, Vine was one of the best websites ever, and it, unfortunately, came to an end in the year 2017.

Vine had 6-second videos that were mostly funny, and with this hilarious content, the social media platform practically owned the internet. However, the platform also had amazing tricks, trends, insights, and even music.


The website was owned by Twitter, and it was shut down as Viners started leaving the platform in favor of YouTube.

Although Vine shut down, people are yet to forget about it and the amazing moments it gave us. Here are the best quotes we got from the website in memory of the great vines people shared.

These hilarious quotes are so iconic that you can find lots of uses for them even today.


1. "I am shooketh."

2. "Happy Crimus…." "It's crismun…" "Merry crisis." "Merry Chrysler."

3. "Hey, I'm lesbian." "I thought you were American."

4. "So you just gonna bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift?"

5. "Oh hi, thanks for checking in I'm still a piece of garrbaagge."

6. "It's an avocado, thanksssss…"


7. "Chipotle is my life."

8. "A potato flew around my room before you came."

9. "I didn't get no sleep cause of y'all, y'all not gone get no sleep cause of me!"

10. "What The Fuck, Richard?"

11. "There is only one thing worse than a rapist." "A child."

12. "Stop!" "I could have dropped my croissant!"

13. "Go ahead and introduce yourselves." "My name is Michael with a B and I've been afraid of insects my entire-" "Stop, stop, stop. Where?" "Hmm?" "Where's the B?" "There's a bee?"


14. "What's 9 + 10? 21."

15. "Can I get a waffle? Can I please get a waffle?"

16. "I spilled lipstick in your Valentino bag." "You spilled — whaghwhha — lipstick in my Valentino White bag?"

17. "That was legitness."

18. "Ooooooo, he needs some milk."

19. "Nice Ron" "I sneezed, oh, what, am I not allowed to sneeze?"

20. "It's Wednesday, my dudes."

21. "You're not my dad, ugly ass f**king noodle head."


22. "JEEEEEZ, Jesus Christ."

23. "All I wanna tell you is school's not important... Be whatever you wanna be. If you wanna be a dog...RUFF. You know?"

24. "HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAVEN!" "I can't sweem."

25. "Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does."

26. "You know what, I'm about to say it."

27. "I smell like beef."

28. "I wanna be a cowboy baby… I wanna be a cowboy baby."


29. "Hurricane Katrina? More like Hurricane Tortilla."


31. " Yo, how much money do you have? 69 cents. AYE, you know what that means? I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets."

32. "I'm washing me and my clothes."

33. "Two bros, chilling in a hot tub, 5 feet apart cause they're not gay."

34. "Uh, I'm not finished" "Oh my God, can you let me do what I need to do?"


35. "WHAT ARE THOSEEEEE?" "THEY are my crocs!"

36. "So no head?"

37. "Girl, you're thicker than a bowl of oatmeal!"

38. "Oh, I like ya accent where you from?" "I'm Liberian." "Oh, my bad. *whispering* I like your accent…"

39. " I've never been to oovoo javer."

40. "Hi, welcome to Chili's."

41. "Do it for the vine."

42. "Chris, is that a weed? I'm calling the police."


43. "Mother trucker dude, that hurt like a butt cheek on a stick."

44. "Ms. Keisha, MS. KEISHA! Oh my f**king God, she f**king dead."

45. "Nate, how are those chicken strips?" "F%#K YA CHICKEN STRIPS…..F%#K ya chicken strips!"

46. "He needs some milk!"

47. "I'm a bad bitch, you can't kill me."

48. "HoW dO yOu kNoW wHaT's gOoD fOr mE?" "That's my OPINION."

49. "Zack, stop! You're gonna get in trouble."


50. "Oh my god, they were roommates."

The Vine is long gone, but the amazing quotes it left in our memories still live on. Based on how relevant and incredible the content is to this day, the social media platform was gone way too soon.

Bonus Vines Quotes

If you are a huge can of these quotes, a few more couldn't hurt. So, here are few more Vines great quotes.


- Honey, you got a big storm comin'

- Nah, they usually tell me I look like Shalissa

- Kevin, watch the light!

- Next, Please. Hello. Sir, this is a mug shot.

- You know what? I'm about to say it.

- I said, whoever threw that paper: your mom's a hoe

- Would you like the spider in your hand? Yea. Say, please. Please.

- Hi, my name's trey. I have a basketball game tomorrow


- I brought you Frankincense. Thank you. I brought you Myrrh. Thank you. Mur-dur! Huh… Judas… no!

- Sleep? I don't know about sleep. It's summertime.

- Hey, did you happen to go to class last week? I have never missed a class.

- Dad, look, it's the good kush. This is the dollar store, how good can it be?

- Welcome to Bible Study. We're all children of Jesus… Kumbaya, my lord.


- Get to Del Taco. They got a new thing called freesha… free… freeshavaca-do.

- Wtf, is this allowed? Wtf is that allowed?!

- Gimme your fucking money.

There is no denying that Vine left its mark, and the ageless humor in its content continues to amuse millions even today.