Dad jokes are so cheesy that they have to make you smile. That's why we decided to choose dad jokes that are also great pick-up lines. Who doesn't want a partner with a sense of humor, right?
In the age of online dating, and by that, we mainly mean Tinder, having someone that will put a smile on your face instead of asking for nudes is refreshing. However, many jokes require a certain tone, or they might not be as easy to write as they are to tell in person.
With dad jokes, you can't do any wrong. Well, you can fall flat on your face if it's beyond corny, but even that can show that you're not taking yourself too seriously and that you know how to be laid back and to ease off the tension.
Folks on social media and Reddit agree that many pick-up lines work as dad jokes and vice versa. There's something innocent, naïve about these jokes, so let's see how many you will dare to use on your Tinder match.
If your match doesn't get it, well… You were never really a proper match.
What Is A Dad Joke?
In case you missed it, the dad joke is short, punny, and generally inoffensive. There's usually a question or a statement followed by an answer or confirmation.
It's not something groundbreaking or new. And though actual dads started these little jokes, they are now quite universal.
Some say that dad jokes are anti jokes. Well, that may be the case, but it still doesn't mean they aren't fun and useful when it comes to picking up potential mates.
Let's ease into with several dad jokes that you can use to show that you're clever, witty, but not trying to sound like you've discovered a new planet or so.
Pick Up Lines/dad Jokes That Will Not Make You Seem Eager
When it comes to pick-up lines, most people hate it when there's no natural flow in the conversation. While dad jokes as pick-up lines will make the other person pause for a moment, they aren't conversation stoppers. Quite the contrary.
To prove that you're easygoing, and not pushy, use some of these cheesy, yet hilarious lines:
The rotation of the earth really makes my day.
I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that's just nuts.
I tell dad jokes, but I don't have any kids. I'm a faux pa.
I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It's a little fishy.
Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it.
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, no atmosphere.
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Did you hear about the scientist who was lab partners with a pot of boiling water? He had a very esteemed colleague.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tale.
Foolproof Dad Jokes That Work As Pick Up Lines
When you're scrolling on social media, you might find some amusing and unusual conversations from Tinder or direct messages.
We chose the ones that made us chuckle, hoping that they will work for you just like they did to the original posters.
Dirty Dad Jokes That Will Definitely Make Your Intentions Clear
Sometimes, you want to get down and dirty. And what better way to break the ice than with a joke?
While dad jokes are not usually offensive, they can be quite dirty. They will make your tinder match blush and laugh at the same time.
Now, keep in mind that these are pretty risky, so instead of throwing them on your potential mate, start with some lighter fun. We already gave you enough material so that you will get to these dirty pick-up lines/dad jokes in no time.
1. Lady's Choice
2. Name Improvisation
3. Naughty And Nice
4. Major Skeleton Pun
5. Easy Peasy
6. Traffic Score
7. Economics 1:1
8. Straightforward As Possible
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread?
"I want you inside me."
9. Feel Free To Give Yourself A Round Of Applause
What's the difference between kinky and perverted?
Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
10. We Smell Trouble
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.
What's the difference between a boyfriend and a condom?
Condoms have evolved: They're not so thick and insensitive anymore.
12. Dinner And A Show
13. Plot Twists Are Always Welcomed
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his testicles in glitter? Pretty Nuts!
14. This Has To Work
15. Smooth Criminal
16. Yes, It's A Pun
Do you smoke pot? Because weed be cute together.
17. There's No Maybe In Math
Do you want to come to my time machine? We stop somewhere between '68 and '70.
18. Of Course You Do...
Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a bone for you to examine