What would your dream home look like? Would it be a penthouse in Manhattan or maybe a rustic farm hidden deep in the woods? Would the interior design be a reflection of all the latest trends or perhaps a more traditional one?

While it’s fun to think about the perfect apartment, the reality of real estate listings is far harsh, and the choices are often really scarce.

The real estate agents behind these funny photos collected by Terrible Real Estate didn’t even care to fix the places up before snapping the hilarious pictures.

Their caring levels were so low that there’s a photo with a huge pig lying around in the living room and a toilet on the stairs.

1. If The Weather Clears Up Later, I Might Mow The Pool

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

2. Let’s Be Optimistic. Perhaps It Says “Surprise My Coconut”

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

3. Wake Up Eric, The Agent’s Here. And For Heaven’s Sake Put On Some Clothes

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

4. One in a Lifetime Chance To Own The Opening Scene From 12 Different Horror Movies

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

5. Attention To Detail Is Very Important. For Instance, Here The Agent Dragged The Body Outside Before Taking The Photograph

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

6. “You’ll Never Guess What I Just Passed On The Stairs”

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

7. If Separated From Their Mom Too Early, Young Fire Extinguishers Can Struggle To Adapt

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

8. Upcoming Holiday, Turn Your House Into An Actual Advent Calendar

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

9. “Best Make An Early Start If You Want To Reach The Sofa Before Sundown”

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

10. On Cold Winter Nights There’s Nothing Quite Like Curling Up In Front Of A Roaring Toilet

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

11. “I Think I’m Beginning To See A Pattern” Said Holmes

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

12. Buyers Are Highly Advised To Leave The Fridge Right Where It Is

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

13. “After Days Of Waiting, This Agent’s Patience Is Finally Rewarded. Weak With Thirst, A Pair Of Wild Mattresses Appear At The Watering Hole”

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

14. A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

15. Blog Idea: Reasons My Fan Is Sad

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

16. Some People Like To Read While On The Toilet. Others Prefer Being Inundated By Multiple Confusing And Contradictory Reflections Of Themselves, Repeating Into Infinity

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

17. Script Idea: Marie Antoinette Travels To The 90s And Moves In With A Pirate

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

18. Just As It Had The Great Mayan Cities Of Tikal And Calakmul, Nature Slowly Reclaimed The Wilsons’ Dining Room

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

19. Not Yet Bernard. Feeding Time Isn’t Until 6:30

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

20. That Feeling When You Enter A Bathroom And Literally Don’t Know Where To Start

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

21. TFW You’re Halfway Through A Wash Cycle, And You Decide It’d Be Easier Just To Sell Your House Instead

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

22. “Which Biblical Scene Should We Paint On Our Livingroom Wall?” “Satan Vs. Jesus, The Arm Wrestling Competition. Has To Be”

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

23. “Have You Come To Save Us, Or To Join Us?”

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

24. This Year, Why Not Take Some Time To Consider The Unquestionable Futility Of Existence?

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

25. “It’s A Tribute To My Late Wife, Who Used To Dream Of Being A Clumsily-Drawn, Questionably-Shaped Mermaid”

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents

In Our Culture, A Desire For Privacy Is Seen As A Sign Of Weakness

25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents
25 hilariously terrible photos taken by real estate agents