A priest who has never had sex before needs to lose his virginity ASAP. He doesn't want to leave this world as a virgin, and he's already 103 years old!
According to World News Daily Report, after blowing out the 103 candles on his birthday cake, Barnum Atkins told his family his wish to "get laid" for the first time before his passing.
His niece Laura Atkins told to the reporters:
"Let's just say it took us by surprise."
"We did not expect this at all! But when he told us, we gave ourselves the mission to do everything in our power to fulfill his wish."
The old man's nephew, Anthony Atkins, is very supportive, as he told the media:
"He has done so much for us and our community, we may as well help him dip his wick once in his life."
Despite the family's approval, they are facing some unusual obstacles.
Finding a suitable woman for a 103-old-man
Another relative, 24-year-old Johnny Atkins, revealed that finding a lady of the night is the biggest challenge. And the reason? Well, we didn't expect it, but here's what he stated:
"In Big Horn, we've got tons of horny women, but escorts don't grow on trees!"
"There is only one prostitute in town, but she just won't have sex with the old geezer, even for $200, she won't give him a blowjob."
Despite the picky sex worker, not all is lost. One woman heard about the old man's longing over social media. Here's what another male family member had to say:
There is a woman living out in Owl Creek, a few hundred miles out of here, but she's charging us 600$ and that doesn't include transportation, lodging, and food."
The family would pay 600 dollars, but here's the dilemma they're facing:
"And we don't know how long the sex is going to last, over $600 for 30 seconds of pleasure is a heck of a price to pay!"
"But hey, we don't really have a choice! We're just afraid the old man's heart won't survive the banging, but hey, it's a risk worth taking."
It's a strange thing to say, but let this man get some, he deserves it!
103-year-old Barnum Atkins never married. He was a priest and a pastor of the Saint John the Baptist Church for over 53 years, between 1926 and 1979. He's been retired ever since.
The super senior has a lovely and supportive family, so fingers crossed that he gets some before it's too late!