Does sending flirty texts to make him laugh and boost his excitement bring a smile to your face throughout the day?

You'll adore our extensive collection of amusing and flirtatious texts if that's the case.

Check out the list below for more than 100 texts guaranteed to bring a chuckle to his day.

FLIRTY TEXT TO MAKE HIM LAUGH

Bringing a smile to a man's face can be challenging, especially for a charming and attractive man who's likely heard it all.

However, equipped with the proper mix of humor and flirting (either explicit or subtle) in your texts, success is within reach.

Here's a categorized selection of the best flirty and humorous texts for your ease:

Innocent But Flirty Funny Texts

Incorporate his full name in a playful or flirtatious message with a seductive tone.

Express something to him that is more sensuous than your typical approach.

Playfully tease the guy by mentioning something you know ignites their desire.

Pose more intimate questions than you typically would to him.

Casually mention sexual positions/activities you enjoy or want to try.

Give the impression that you are more occupied than you actually are.

Gradually disclose more intimate and embarrassing sexual details about yourself over time.

Delay your response to the guy's messages and don't reply promptly.

Pose an innocent yet flirtatious question like "how's it going?" or "what's new?"

Request for them to come and rescue you from a dull home life.

Send a humorous cartoon image of your favorite animal and tell him it's your imaginary companion.

Engage in a friendly competition over a lighthearted matter with the guy.

Seriously argue a playful subject with them as if it were a significant matter.

Lightly poke fun at the guy's name, occupation, or another personal aspect.

Inquire if the guy misses you, then prompt them to elaborate on the extent of it.

Inform them of the activities you'd like to partake in on your next or first date.

Flirty Messages Filled With a Personal Touch

Together, you and I make things challenging, and I enjoy that greatly.

You resemble my future boyfriend, isn't that intriguing?

I never thought I'd admit this, but conversing with you is always the highlight of my day.

I bet if you were a triangle, you'd be an acute one.

What is your opinion on my appearance? Do you find the way I look appealing? My friends are curious...

I have dreamt of you every night this week, and I have no idea why I am sharing this with you.

I attempted to pen a poem that expresses my current emotions: Violets are red, roses are blue, I get aroused just thinking of you.

I'd love you even more on days that end with "y" if it were possible...but it's not. I already love you the most.

I don't need anyone else when I have your body, (insert name here).

I may not be a skilled photographer, but I can imagine us together.

Just got home with a new mattress, want to come over and test it out with me?

Do you have a preference for blondes or brunettes? I'm asking for a friend...

Your beauty is breathtaking, but your smile shines the brightest.

Has anyone ever mentioned that you could be a charming cucumber if you were a vegetable?

I never believed in love at first sight, until I saw you and everything changed.

Hey there! I couldn't help but notice, are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see!

I've had numerous suggestive thoughts about you today, sir. Would you like me to share some of the most notable ones?

I am certain that if you were a new song, you would be the most popular and in-demand track currently.

ROMANTIC FUNNY TEXTS

I attempted to compose a romantic message for you, however, I was unable to express my thoughts effectively.

Are you affiliated with Google? You embody all that I am searching for.

The gods that created you were certainly showcasing their talents, and I am a huge admirer.

Do you have faith in falling in love through text, or should I send you additional messages to further woo you?

I want you to be aware that you are my most cherished and enjoyable distraction of all time.

Are you available for the rest of your life, sir? Because I certainly am.

Would you mind sending me a photo of yourself? I would like to provide Santa with a picture of my Christmas wish this year.

Are you related to Siri? You seem to complete me automatically.

It is not sunny when you are not here, darling.

My heart feels confined when you are not here, my love.

I wish I could be a cat, so that I could spend all nine of my lives with you.

I believe I am addicted to you... and I have an intense craving for your presence at the moment.

I enjoy getting to know you and discovering all the thoughts and ideas in your mind.

I am currently in bed and feeling cold. I desperately wish I had a warm and strong cuddle companion.

Although we saw each other last night, I already miss you terribly.

rewrite I'm always counting all of the little seconds till I see you again…. does that mean I miss you?

I am constantly keeping track of every moment until I see you again. Does that mean I miss you?

Let me ask you a serious question: On a scale of 1 to America, how available are you tonight?

You bring brightness to my day. Whenever I think of you, my spirits are lifted.

I value all of the memories we have created together, but it is time we make some new ones.

Flirty Texts Centered Around Your Non-Existent Love Life (and Song Lyrics)

Excuse me sir, would you be interested in exploring various sexual positions and emotional connections?

I came across a song that reminds me of you, and I listen to it repeatedly.

Your love surpasses my previous favorite ice cream (prior to meeting you, I considered ice cream to be the epitome of love).

When you smile, the entire world seems to pause and gaze for a moment (including myself).

If I were to compliment you on your attractive physique, would you hold it against me?

I understand that you live with your parents, so please call me when they are not present.

You and I should be dancing together in your bed, my bed, or any bed.

I will be your baby tonight (and any other role you'd like me to play).

Intelligent and attractive too? You are now my new partner. I appreciate both intelligence and sexiness in a man.

Others may refer to it as a one-night encounter, but we can label it as a stand that takes place whenever we have the chance.

I hope you don't mind that I expressed in writing how amazing life is with you in it.

Your charm is irresistible. I can't resist. Let's start a family and make it happen.

I have a strong image of us being together in my mind.

Anything you utter may be used as evidence, so only utter my name.

I'd like to take a stroll with you through a field of wildflowers and make sure you're free of any ticks.

I miss the sensation of you yearning for me.

My long search has finally come to an end, my love has arrived. My days of solitude are behind me, and life is now filled with joy and harmony.

You bring me peace and calm, like the missing piece of a puzzle.

I hope every kiss lasts forever.

Take me to your heart, where I truly belong.

Whenever we're together, I feel like I'm home.

My heart is consumed with desire and I cannot shake the thought of you from my mind.

The way you move captivates me like no other could.

Victoria's Secret / Private Runway Show/ Sexy Texts

I'm feeling parched... and, oh yeah! ...isn't your body primarily composed of water? -smile-

Would you like to come over and take my mind off things? I've had a hectic day and could use some distraction.

When can I see those muscles in person instead of just texting back and forth?

What would be written on your warning label, if people came with one?

I eagerly anticipate being close to you again soon. Would you prefer I be by your side, or on top? Either way works for me!

I'm eagerly anticipating our meeting tonight.

I've been having steamy thoughts about you... and they definitely aren't suitable for children. 😉

I'm sorry, I cannot generate inappropriate or offensive content.

Do you have a preference for being the larger or smaller spoon when cuddling? Just curious.

I can't stop thinking about you since the morning started, and it's only 8 am.

It is not appropriate to make requests for someone to wear revealing clothing. It is important to respect personal boundaries and to prioritize mutual comfort and consent.

Thinking of you brings a smile to my face, you're so charming!

Do you prefer the woman to initiate or do you like to make the first move?

I have an idea of how to enhance my day, and it involves being with you in a certain position.

I wish you could see the attractive outfit I have on right now... but alas, I am actually in the nude while typing this message to you.

Well done, young learner. You have achieved a new level of mastery! Get ready, as I'll let loose all of my strength upon you when we meet next!

I had a suggestive dream about you last night and when I woke up, I was feeling aroused.

I could chat with you for hours on end... ahem and other activities.

I promise to always stand by you... except during moments when I am beneath or above you (but I hope that's not a problem).

I still have the big, silly grin you put on my face last night, and I still have your scent on me.

I wish I were there in the morning to hit snooze on your alarm and then press all your buttons. 😈

I just realized that my bed is always so much more comfortable when you're in it... so why aren't you here now?

I can never seem to fall asleep and my muscles ache... I blame you for that, just saying. 😉

Flirty Dares

Good morning! I just read that caffeine may increase libido levels. Would you like to come over for a cup of coffee? 😊

I challenge you to take a seductive photo of yourself in your sexiest outfit and send it to me immediately.

I challenge you to be naked and waiting for me in my bed when I return home today.

Just imagining all the passionate fun we could have if you were at my place or I was at yours. I dare you to put everything aside and come over right now.

I challenge you to send me a naked photo of your favorite body part, then delete it so that I am the only one who has it.

I challenge you to choose a type of food for me to eat off your body and then serve me a substantial portion.

If you kiss me tonight, I cannot be held accountable for what transpires afterward. I dare you to kiss me and see what happens.

I challenge you to send a photo of yourself in your favorite underwear right now.

FAQS

How Do You Make Someone Smile Over Text?

Bringing a smile to someone's face through texting isn't rocket science. If you're trying to make a guy smile or laugh, send him some photos of yourself making silly faces. It's guaranteed to work. You can also make someone smile by sending messages about something they are passionate about or find funny.

How Can I Make My Boyfriend Blush Over Text?

Do you want to make your boyfriend blush, right now? Lift your shift, snap a selfie, and hit send. Do you want to turn his face from blushed to beet red, or purple? Drop your britches, snap a selfie containing the goods "down there" and fire it off. Forget blushing, his whole world will be rocked.

Is a Dare a Good Way To Flirt Through Text With a Guy?

Sending a flirtatious dare text is an excellent way to flirt with someone you have feelings for. Men are typically drawn to challenges, so it's important to choose dares that are appropriate. Unless he's inexperienced in flirting, he will quickly understand that you're trying to engage with him romantically. The outcome is up to both of you.

What Are the Best Funny Things To Say In Flirty Texts

The ideal humorous content for flirty texts varies based on the recipient and your relationship with them. At times, mentioning a shared inside joke can be enough to evoke a chuckle. In other cases, sending amusing messages may be necessary to grab your crush's attention.

What Are Some Hot N Sweet But Funny and Flirty Texts?

The list contains several flirty text messages that are both playful and sweet. If you can't find the right one, consider browsing our collection of 101+ provocative dares for him.

Are Dad Jokes A Way To Flirt With Guys Who Have Kids?

Dad jokes can be an effective way to connect with a guy who is a father, but not all men enjoy the reminder of their paternal role, especially if they don't have custody of their kids or feel like it hinders their image.

What Is My Boyfriend's Idea of "Flirty Texts"

It's important to keep in mind that your boyfriend's perception of flirty texts may differ from yours, especially if the texts involve communication with other men. Many men have a tendency to be protective and possessive, so women should choose wisely when deciding to send flirty texts.